Saturday, July 26, 2008

First Novel that Chetan wrote and First Novel that I'd read in my life.

Prof. Sen distributed the answer sheets in class two days later.
"Five? I got a five out of twenty," I said to Alok, who sat next to me in class.
"I got seven. Damn it, seven," Alok said.
"I have three. How about that? One, two, three," Ryan said, counting on his fingers.
Prof. Sen wrote the customary summary scores on the blackboard.

Average: 11/20
High: 17/20
Low: 3/20

He kept those written for a few minutes, before proceeding with his lecture on cantilever beams.
"I have the lowest. Did you see that?" Ryan whispered to me, unmoved by cantilever beams. It was hard to figure out what he was feeling at this point. Even though he was trying to stay calm and expressionless, I could tell he was having trouble digesting his result. He re-read his quiz, it did not change the score.

Alok was in a different orbit. His face looked like it had on ragging day. He viewed the answer sheet like he had the coke bottle, an expression of anxiety mixed with sadness. It is in these moments that Alok is most vulnerable, you nudge him just a little bit and you know he'd cry. But for now, the quiz results were a repulsive enough sight.

I saw my own answer sheet. The instructor had written my score in big but careless letters, like graffiti written with contempt. Now I am no Einstein or anything, but this never happened to me in school. My score today was five on twenty, or twenty-five per cent, I had never in my life scored less than three times as much. Ouch, the first quiz in IIT hurt.

But take Ryan's scores. I wondered if it had been worth it for him to even study last night. I was two points ahead of him, or wait a minute, sixty-six per cent ahead of him, that made me feel better. Thank god for relative misery!

Alok had the highest percentage amongst the three of us, but I could tell he did not find solace in our misery. He saw his score, and he saw the average on the board. I saw his face, twisting every time he saw his wrong answers.

We kept our answer-sheet, the proof of our underperformance, in our bags and strolled back to Kumaon. We met at dinner in the mess. The food was insipid as usual, and Alok wrinkled his pug nose as he dispiritedly plopped a thick blob of green substance mess-workers called bhindi masala into his plate. He slammed two rotis on his stainless-steel plate and ignored the rest of the semi-solid substances like dal, raita and pulao. Ryan and I took everything; though everything tasted the same, we could at least have some variety of colors on our plate.

Alok finally brought up the topic of the quiz at the dinner table.
"So, now you don't have anything to say?"
Ryan and I looked at each other.
"Say what?" I said.
"That how crap this is," Alok said.
"The food?" I said, fully aware Alok meant otherwise.
"No damn it! Not the damn food," Alok said, "The apmech quiz." His expression changed from the usual tragic one to a livelier angry one. I found that expression marginally more pleasant to look at and easier to deal with.

"What about the quiz? That we are screwed. What is to discuss in that?" Ryan simplified.
"Oh really. We are screwed, no damn doubt in that," Alok said.
I think Alok picks up a word and uses it too much, which ruins the effect. There were too many 'damns' in his dialogues.

"Then drop it. Anyway, you got the highest amongst us. So, be happy."
"Happy? Yes, I am happy. The average is eleven, and someone got seventeen. And here I am, at damn seven. Yes, I am happy my damn Terminator ass," Alok scoffed.

I told you, Alok ruins the effect. I wanted to tell him that he should stop 'damn' right now but something told me he would not appreciate the subtleties of cursing right now.

"What? What did you just say?" Ryan said, keeping his spoon down on the plate, "Did you say Terminator?"
"Yes. It was a stupid idea. Your stupid damn idea," Alok said.
Ryan froze. He looked at Alok as if he was speaking in foreign tongue. Then he turned toward me.
"You heard what he said? Hari, you heard? This is unbelievable man," Ryan turned to me.
I had heard Alok, nothing being the matter with my eardrums but I wasn't paying attention to anything apart from keeping counts of the 'damns'.

"Hari, you think I screwed up the quiz?" Ryan asked slowly.
I looked at Alok's and Ryan's faces in quick succession, mediating on something I did not understand yet.
"Ryan, you got three. You still need me to tell you that you screwed up?" I counter-questioned.
"No. I mean Alok is saying I screwed up the quiz for both of you because I took you to the movie. You think so or...?"
"That is not what I said..." Alok interrupted even as Ryan raised his hand to indicate silence.

Really Amazing Book...A must read..!!!

The night train ride from Kanpur to Delhi was the most memorable journey of my life. For one, it gave me my second book. And two, it is not everyday you sit in an empty compartment and a young, pretty girl walks in.
Yes, you see it in the movies, you hear about it from friends' friends but it never happens to you. When I was younger, I used to check the reservation chart stuck outside a train bogie to see all the female passengers near my seat (F-17 to F-25 is what I'd look for most). Yet, it never happened. In most cases, I shared my compartment with talkative women, snoring men and wailing infants.
But this night was different. Firstly, my compartment was empty. The railways had just started this new summer train and nobody knew about it. Secondly, I was unable to sleep.
I had come to IIT Kanpur for a talk. Before leaving, I drank four cups of coffee in the canteen chatting with the students. Bad idea, given it was going to be boring to spend eight insomniac hours in an empty compartment. I had no magazines or books to read. I could hardly see anything out of the window in the darkness. I prepared myself for a silent and dull night. Of course, it was anything but that.
She walked in five minutes after the train had left the station. She opened the curtains of my enclosure and looked puzzled.
"Is coach A4, seat 63 here?” she said.
The yellow lightbulb in my compartment had a mood of its own. It flickered as I looked up to see her.
"Huh..,” I said as I saw her face. It was difficult to withdraw from the gaze of her eyes.
"Actually it is. My seat is right in front of you,” she said and heaved her heavy suitcase on the upper berth . She sat down on the lower berth opposite to me, and gave out a sigh of relief.
"I climbed on the wrong coach. Luckily this train is connected,” she said, adjusting her long hair that ended in countless ringlets. From the corner of my eye I tried to see her. She was young, maybe early to mid twenties. Her waist length hair had a life of its own, a strand falling on her forehead repeatedly. I could not see her face closely, but I could tell one thing - she was pretty. And her eyes - once you looked into them, you could not turn away. I kept my gaze down.
She re-arranged stuff in her handbag. I tried to look out of the window. It was completely dark.
"So, pretty empty train,” she said after ten minutes.
"Yes, I said. It is the new holiday special. They just started it, without telling people about it.”
"No wonder. Otherwise, trains are always full at this time.”
"It will get full. Don't worry. Just give it a few days,” I said and leaned forward, " Hi. I am Chetan by the way, Chetan Bhagat.”
"Hi,” she said and looked at me for a few seconds, "Chetan as in...I don't know, your name sounds familiar."
Now this was cool. It meant she had heard of my first book. I am recognized rarely. And of course, it had never happened with a girl on a night train.
"You might have heard of my book - Five Point Someone. I am the author,” I said.
"Oh yes,” she said and paused, "Oh yes, of course. I have read your book. The three underperformers and the prof's daughter one, right?” she said.
"Yes,” I said, "So how did you like it?"
"It was all right,” she said.
I was taken aback. Man, I could have done with a little more of a compliment here.
"Just all right?” I said, obviously fishing a bit too hard.
"Well,” she said and paused.
"Well what?” I said after ten seconds.
"Well. Yeah, just all right...ok ok types,” she said.
I kept quiet. She noticed my facial expression of mild disappointment.
"Anyway, nice to meet you Chetan. Where are you coming from? IIT Kanpur?"
"Yes,” I said, my voice less friendly than a few moments ago, "I gave a talk there.”
"Oh really? About what?"
"About my book - you know the just ok-ok type one. Some people do want to hear about it,” I said, keeping a sweet tone to sugar-coat my sarcasm filled words.
"Interesting,” she said and turned quiet again.
I was quiet too. I didn't want to speak to her anymore. I wanted my empty compartment back.
The flickering yellow light above was irritating me. I wondered if I should just shut it off, but it was not that late yet.
"What's the next station? Is it a non-stop train,” she said after five minutes, obviously to make conversation.
"I don't know,” I said and turned to look at the windows again. I couldn’t see anything in the darkness.
"Is everything ok?” she asked softly.
"Yes, why?” I said. The tone of my ‘why' gave away that everything was not ok.
" Nothing. You upset about what I said about your book right?"
"Not really,” I said.
She laughed. I looked at her. Just like her gaze, her smile was arresting too. I knew she was laughing at me, but I wanted her to keep smiling. I pulled my eyes away again.
"Listen. I know your book did well. You are like this youth writer and everything. But at one level...just forget it.”
"What?” I said.
"At one level, you are hardly a youth writer.”
I turned silent and looked at her for a few seconds. Her magnetic eyes had a soft but insistent gaze.
"I thought I wrote a book about college kids. That isn't youth?" I said.
"Yeah right. So, you wrote a book on IIT. A place where so few people get to go. You think that represents the entire youth?” she said and took out a box of mints from her bag.
She offered me one, but I declined. I wanted to get this straight.
"So what are you trying to say? I had to start somewhere, so I wrote about my college experiences. And you know the story is not so IIT specific. It could have happened anywhere. I mean, just for that you are trashing my book.”
"I am not trashing it. I am just saying it hardly represents the Indian youth,” she said and closed back the box of mints.
"Oh really..,” I said but was interrupted by the noise as the train passed over a long river bridge.
We didn’t speak for the next three minutes, until the train returned to smoother tracks.
"What represents the youth?” I said.
"I don't know. You are the writer. You figure it out.,” she said, and brushed aside a few curls that had fallen on her forehead.
"That's not fair,” I said, "that is so not fair.” I sounded like a five year old throwing a tantrum. She smiled as she saw me grumbling to myself. A few seconds later, she spoke again.
"Are you going to write more books?” she said.
"I'll try to,” I said. I wasn't sure if I ever wanted to talk to her again.
"So what is going to be? IIMs this time?” she said.
"No.”
"Why not?"
"Because it does not represent the country's youth,” I said.
She started laughing.
"See I am taking feedback. And now you laugh at me,” I said.
"No, no,” she said, "I am not laughing at you. Can you stop being so over-sensitive?"
"I am not over-sensitive. I just want to take feedback,” I said and turned my face away.
"Well, well now. Let me explain. See I just felt the whole IITian thing is cool and all, but what does it all mean in the broader sense. Yes, the book sells and you get to go to IIT Kanpur. But is that what it is all about?” she said.
"Well, then what is it about?"
"If you want to write about the youth, shouldn't you talk about young people who really face challenges? I mean yes, IITians face challenges, but what about the hundreds and thousands of other youth?"
"Like whom.”
"Just look around you. What is the biggest segment of youth facing challenges in modern India?"
"I don't know. Students?"
"Not those Mr. Writer. Get out of the student-campus of your first book now? Anything else you see that you find strange and interesting? I mean, what is the subject of your second novel?” she said.
I turned up to look at her carefully for the first time. Maybe it was the time of the night - but I kid you not, she was one of the most beautiful women I had ever seen. Everything about her was perfect.Her face was like that of a child. She wore a little bindi, which was hard to focus on as her eyes came in the way.
I went back to her question.
"Second novel? No, haven't thought of a subject yet,” I said.
"Really? Don't you have any ideas?"
"I do. But nothing I am sure about."
"Inte….resting,” she drawled, "Well, just bask in your first book then.”
We kept quiet for the next half an hour. I took out the contents of my overnight bag and rearranged them for no particular reason. I wondered if it even made sense to change into a nightsuit. I was not going to fall asleep anyway. Another train noisily trundled past us in the opposite direction, leaving silence behind.
"I might have a story idea for you,” she said, almost startling me.
"Huh?” I was wary of what she was going to say. For no matter what her idea was, I had to appear interested.
"What is it?"
"It is a story about a call center.”
"Really?” I said," Call centers as in business process outsourcing centers or BPOs?"
"Yes, do you know anything about them?"
I thought about it. I did know about call centers, mostly from my cousins who worked there.
"Yes, I know a little bit,” I said, "Some 300,000 people work in the industry. They help US companies in sales, service and maintenance of their operations. Usually younger people work there in night shifts. Quite interesting, actually.”
"Just interesting? Have you ever thought of what all they have to face?” she said, her voice turning firm again.
"No,” I said.
"Why? They aren't the youth? You don't want to cover them?” she said, almost scolding me.
"Listen, let's not start arguing again..."
"I am not. I told you that I have a call center story for you.”
I looked at my watch. It was 12.30 a.m. A story would not be such a bad idea to kill time, I thought.
"Let's hear it then,” I said.
"I can tell you. But I have a condition,” she said.
Condition? I was puzzled. How can you have conditions in storytelling?
"What condition? That I don’t tell it to anyone else?”
"No. Just the opposite, in fact. You have to promise me to write it as your second book.”
"What?” I said and almost jumped from my seat.
Wow! Now that was something. OK, so I meet a girl who appears interesting and had a pair of nice eyes and looks like she can tell me a story to kill time. However, it does not mean I will listen to it and spend two years of my life turning it into a book.
"Like a full book? Are you kidding? I cannot promise that. It is a lot of work,” I said.
"Up to you,” she said and turned silent.
I waited for ten seconds. She did not speak.
"Can't I decide on that after you tell me the story?” I said, "If it is interesting, I may even do it. But how can I decide without listening to it."
"No. It is not about choice. If I tell you, you have to write it,” she said.
"Like write a whole book on it?” I said.
"Yes. Like it is your own story. In first person - just as your first book. I’ll give you the contacts of people in the story. You can meet them, do your research, whatever it takes, but make it your second book.”
"Well then I think it is better if you don't tell me,” I said.
"Up to you,” she said and became quiet. She turned around to spread a bedsheet on her berth, and arranged the pillows and blankets. I guess she was planning to go to sleep.
I checked my watch again. It was 01:00 a.m., and I was still wide awake. This was a non-stop train, and there were no stations to look forward to until Delhi in the morning. She switched off the flickering yellow light. A mysterious blue light bulb was the only night light in the compartment.It felt strange, like we were the only two people in the universe.
As she was sliding under her blanket, I asked, "What is the story about? At least tell me a little bit more.”
"Will you do it then?"
I shrugged in the semi-darkness. "Can't say. Do not tell me the story yet. But at least tell me what it is about.”
She nodded and came out of her blanket. She sat cross-legged opposite me as she began talking.
"Allright,” she said, "It is a story about six people in a call center on one night."
"Just one night? Like this one?” I interrupted.
"Yes, one night. One night at the call center.”
"You sure that can be a full book? I mean, what is so special about this night?”
She heaved a sigh and took a sip from her bottle of mineral water.
"You see,” she said, "It wasn't like any other night. It was a night there was a phone call.”
"What?” I said and burst out laughing, "So a call center gets a phone call. That is the special part?"
She did not smile back. She waited for my amusement to end.
"You see,” she continued, "It wasn't an ordinary phone call. It was the night...it was the night there was a phone call from God.”
Her words had me spring to attention.
"What?”.
"You heard me. That night there was a phone call from God,” she said.
"What exactly are you talking about?”
"I just told you what the story was about. You asked, remember?” she said.
"And then.. how...I mean…”
"I am not telling you anymore. You know what the story is about. If you want to hear the story, you know my condition.”
"That is a tough condition,” I said.
"I know. Up to you,” she said and lifted her blanket again. She lay down and closed her eyes.
Six people. One night. Call Center. Call from God. The phrases kept repeating in my head as another hour passed. At 2:00 a.m., she woke up to have a sip of water.
"Not sleeping?,” she asked with eyes only half open.
Maybe there was a voltage problem, but this time even the blue light started flickering in the compartment.
"No, not sleepy at all,” I said.
"OK, goodnight anyway,” she said, as she was about to lie down again.
"Listen,” I said, "Get up. Sit down again.”
"Huh?” she said, rubbing her eyes, "Why? What happened?"
"Nothing. You tell me what happened. Tell me the story,” I said.
"So you will write it?"
"Yes,” I said, with a bit of hesitation.
"Good,” she said, and sat up again. The cross-legged position was back.
Over the rest of the night, she told me the story that begins from the next page. It is a story about six people, three guys and three girls who worked at the Connexions Call Center. I chose to tell the story through Shyam's eyes. This is because after I met him, I found him closest to me as a person. The rest of the people and what happened that night - well, I will let Shyam tell you that

Great Book By Simply Great Writer


It is not everyday you sit in front of your computer on a Saturday morning and get emails like this:
From: Ahd_businessman@gmail.com
Sent: 12/28/2005 11:40 PM
To: info@chetanbhagat.com
Subject: A final note

Dear Chetan,
This email is a combined suicide note and a confession letter. I have let people down and have no reason to live. You don't know me. I'm an ordinary boy in Ahmedabad who read your books. And somehow I felt could write to you after that. I can't really tell anyone what I am doing to myself - which is taking a sleeping pill everytime I end a sentence, so I thought I will tell you.

I kept my coffee cup down and counted. Five full stops already.

I made three mistakes, I don’t want to go into details.
My suicide is not a sentimental decision. As many around me know, I am a good businessman because I have little emotion. This is no knee-jerk reaction. I waited over three years, watched Ish’s silent face everyday. But after he refused my offer yesterday, I had no choice left.
I have no regrets either. May be I’d have wanted to talk to Vidya once more – but that doesn’t seem like such a good idea right now.
Sorry to bother you with this. But I felt like I had to tell someone. You have ways to improve as an author but you do write decent books. Have a nice weekend.

Regards,
Businessman

17, 18, 19. Someone had popped nineteen sleeping pills while typing a mail to me. Yet, he expected me to have a nice weekend. The coffee refused to go down my throat. I broke into cold sweat.
“One, you wake up late. Two, you plant yourself in front of the computer first thing. Do you even know you have a family?” Anusha said. In case it isn’t obvious enough from the authoritative tone, Anusha is my wife.
I had promised to go furniture shopping with her – ten weekends ago
She took my coffee mug away and jiggled the back of my chair. “We need dining chairs. hey, you look strange?” she said.

I pointed to the monitor.
“Businessman?” she said as she finished reading the mail. She looked shaken up, too.
“And it is from Ahmedabad,” I said, “that is all we know.”
“You sure this is real?” she said, a quiver in her voice.
“This is not spam,” I said. “It is addressed to me.”
My wife pulled a stool to sit down. I guess we really did need some extra chairs.
“Think,” she said. “We got to let someone know. His parents may be.”
“How? I don’t know where the hell it came from,” I said. “And who do we know in Ahmedabad”
“We met in Ahmedabad, remember?” Anusha said. Pointless statement, I thought. Yes, we’d been classmates at IIMA years ago.
“So?”
“Call the institute. Prof. Basant or someone,” She sniffed and left the room. “Oh no, the daal is burning.”
There are advantages to having a wife smarter than you. I could never be a detective.
I searched the institute numbers on the Internet and called. An operator connected me to Prof. Basant’s residence. I checked the time, 10:00am in Singapore, 7:30am in India. It is a bad idea to mess with a Prof early morning.
“Hello?” a sleepy voice answered. Had to be the prof.
“Prof. Basant, Hi. This is Chetan Bhagat calling. Your old student, remember?”
“Who?” he said with nil curiosity. Bad start.
I told him about the course he took for us, and how we had voted him the friendliest prof.
“Oh that Chetan Bhagat,” he said, like he knew a million of them. “You are a writer now, no?”
“Yes sir,” I said, “that one.”
“So why are you writing books?”
“Tough question, sir,” I stalled.
“OK, a simple one. Why are you calling me so early on a Saturday?”
I told him why and forwarded the email to him.
“No name, eh?” he said as he read the mail.
“He could be in a hospital somewhere in Ahmedabad. He would have just checked in. May be he is dead. Or may be he is at home and this was a hoax,” I said.
I was blabbering. I wanted help – for the boy and me. The prof had asked a good question. Why the hell did I write books, to get into this?
“We can check hospitals,” Prof said. “I can ask a few students. But a name surely helps. Hey wait, this boy has a gmail, may be he is on Orkut.”
“Or-what?” Life is tough when you are always talking to people smarter than you.
“You are so out of touch, Chetan. Orkut is a networking site. Gmail users sign up there. If he is a member and we are lucky, we can see his profile.”
I heard him clicking keys and sat before my own PC. I had just reached the Orkut site when Prof Basant exclaimed,“Aha, Ahmedabad Businessman. There is a brief profile here. The name only says G Patel. Interests are cricket, business, mathematics and friends. Doesn’t seem like he uses Orkut much though.”
“What are you talking about Prof Basant? I woke up to a suicide note, exclusive to me. Now you are telling me hobbies. Can you help me or…”
A pause, then, “I will get some students. We will search for a new young patient called G Patel, suspected sleeping pill overdose. We will call if we find anything, OK?”
“Yes, sir,” I said, breathing properly after a long time.
“And how is Anusha? You guys bunked my classes for dates and now forget me.”
“She is fine, sir.”
“Good, I always felt she was smarter than you. Anyway, let’s find your boy,” the prof said and hung up.

Besides furniture shopping, I had to finish an office presentation. My boss Michel’s boss was due from New York. Wanting to impress, Michel had asked me to make a presentation of the group, with fifty charts. I worked three nights last week until 1:00am, but had gotten only halfway.
“This is a suggestion. Don’t take it the wrong way. But do consider taking a bath,” my wife said.
I looked at her.
“Just an option,” she said.
I think she is overcautious sometimes. I don’t bite back.
“Yes, yes. I will,” I said and stared at the computer again.
Thoughts darted through my head. Should I call some hospitals myself? What if Prof Basant dozed off again? What if he could not collect the students? What if G Patel was dead? And why am I becoming so involved here?
I took a reluctant shower. I opened the office presentation, unable to type a word.
I refused breakfast, though regretted it moments later – as hunger and anxiety did not go well together.
My phone rang at 1:33pm.